muted

moranis

i stayed up all night for the first time since the last time i saw khoa (summer of 2002). it was amAzing to laugh and talk and enjoy randomness. having a local ally is priceless.

my favorite moment of the drew&stevestayawakeathon came sunday afternoon. i suggested that drew put jack's oven mitts on his feet, over his socks. he embraced the suggestion and we soon discovered that feet + oven mitts = funky flippers, son. that discovery inspired much laughter but it turned out that we were only getting started as far as laughing was concerned.

drew decided he should attempt a handplant in the kitchen by the open windows. as he crashed onto his face, one of his feet kicked an oven mitt to the outside world. i haven't laughed so furiously at and with someone in a long time. since it took us a few minutes of hanging our heads out the windows to locate the missing oven mitt the intensity of the laughter grew. we couldn't believe our eyes when i finally located the rogue hand protector lodged between two fences (one chain link, one wooden) separated by a foot at most.

i wish i had the pictures but i took them on drew's camera.

fun.

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1.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?
"You're so fucking ugly."

2. When is the next time you will make out?
Not funny.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"?
Yuck.

4. What's your favorite planet?
Gaujulus IV

5. Who's the 2nd person on your missed calls list?
Ilona The Russian Lady Fox

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
Vibrate

7. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Ma Dukes

8. Last furry thing you touched?
No idea

9. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?
the usual + one

10. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
None that I know of

11. What is your favorite age so far?
20

12. Hats or beanies?
Hats

13. Your worst enemy?
I could name a couple ;)

14. What is your current desktop picture?
A picture I took two weekends ago underneath the Bourne Bridge

15. What is the last thing you said to someone?
"Nice"

16. Do you like somebody?
Nope

17. Last song you listened to?
It was probably "California Uber Alles" by the Dead Kennedy's. Drew had it blasting as he, Jack, and I pulled onto my street.

18. The last person you spoke to on the phone?
Ma Dukes

19. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace?
The what?

20. What are your favorite PJs?
Harry and the Hendersons throwbacks

21. What do you do when you pass graveyards?
Take pictures

22. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
Not sure

23. How old do you think you'll live to be?
31 maybe

24. Song lyrics stuck in your head?
"California...Uber Alles..."

25. List five things you want to do in your lifetime?
Good question

26. What do you put on your hamburgers?
Chicken

27. Do you eat raw hot dogs?
I have but I wouldn't say it's a defining characteristic of mine.

28. Do you like sushi?
I've never tried it.

29. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad?
Always too much.

30. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship?
New York.

31. When was the last time you shaved anything?
I shaved my face this morning.

32. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Telling myself it was time to get out of bed.

33. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Reading Erica's bulletins.

34. Are you any good at math?
Pretty good, yo.

35. Your prom night?
Didn't go.

36. Do you have any famous ancestors?
No.

37. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school?
Yup.

38. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
Hope so.

39. Last thing received in the mail?
Bills

40. How many different beverages have you drank today?
1 - Mt. Dew

41. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machines?
I leave the best messages ever. Not lately, though.

42. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
Free Green Day Concert at the Hatch Shell in Boston in 1994/5 that ended in a riot. I got kicked in the head from behind by the doc marten of a 12 year old crowd-surfing female.

43. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
No.

44. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Getting a cavity fixed, I guess.

45. What is out your back door?
Poops.

46. Any plans for Friday night?
Of course not.

47. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
I tend to keep my hair away from the ocean.

48. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for Christmas?
Yes

49. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Yes

50. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Yes

51. Some things you are excited about?
Putting this period of my life behind me ASAP. That's about it.

52. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
Red

53. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No

54. Describe your keychain.
A silver donut on a major diet.

55. Where do you keep your change?
In a jar

56. When was the last time you spoke in front of a GROUP?
Probably as a college Stats TA

57. What kind of winter coat do you have?
Beige and imported from Old Navy.

58. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
Both HS and UMass graduation were over in a flash. All I know is that it didn't rain on either day.

59. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Closed, I guess.

60. How do you feel about the #60?
Time would be weird without it.